" martial art "

 [ "martial art" ]

1: Another way of saying that something isn't THAT difficult, keeping in mind that martial arts aren't that easy. Used in a simliar manner as rocket science (when used sarcastically.)

  * e.g.,  ... I asked my mom to scan my essay and email it to me, but she found it too complex. I tell her it isn't a martial art, so she hangs up on me and I got an F for that essay. 

 [ "Martial Arts" ]

1: 1) The act of kicking ass.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) I am experienced in the practice of martial arts, which is not good for anyone reading this example. 

 [ "Martial Arts" ]

2: 2) Something everyone should fear.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) Again I practice martial arts. 

 [ "Martial Arts" ]

1: A Sport were butt kicking and being tortured is required.

  * e.g.,  ... Martial Arts is a torturing sport. 

 [ "martial arts manlet" ]

1: The martial arts manlet is a minuscule and utterly insignificant manlet, who has, in an absolutely futile attempt at overcoming his insurmountably devastating manletism, hilariously decided that in order to bolster his notoriously fragile self-esteem and in a laughably delusional effort at competing with the towering manmores that terrify him, he should pursue an ill-fated career in martial arts. Closely related to the stubby and microscopic, gym coping manlet pit dweller, the overcompensating martial arts manlet can often be found engaging in mortifying public catfights with other martial arts manlets, throwing a hissy fit after being bullied by other children or crying bitter tears of manlet rage after having once again been soundly and easily defeated by a laughing manmore. Willfully ignorant of the plainly obvious truth that no amount of time wasted by bodybuilding or sparring will change the fact that he is a dwarfishly stunted, elflike and inherently effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison, the Napoleon complex-driven martial arts manlet personifies peak manletism.

  * e.g.,  ... Lol, why is that spandex wearing turbo-manlet twirling around beneath that table lamp while blasting Short People over there? I think the silly martial arts manlet is shadow-boxing. Eye of the Manlet. Hahahahaha! 

 [ "Martial art argument" ]

1: A martial art argument is a comparison that is always terrible, usually by comparing a higher quantity of lower quality to a lower quantity of a higher quality.

  * e.g.,  ... -"My cousin is a soldier and he shot fifty men in combat last year!" 

 [ "Mixed Martial Arts" ]

1: A combat sport (colloquially known as "MMA") in which fighters incorporate several different types of martial arts (and often use a hybrid of such styles), including Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Boxing, Muay Thai, Judo, Wrestling, etc. One of the fastest growing sports in the world. Made very popular and brought into the mainstream largely due to UFC. UFC and MMA are the not the same thing; UFC is to MMA what the NFL is to football. Fights are organized by promotions, the largest of which today are the UFC and Bellator.

  * e.g.,  ... "Mixed martial arts fighters are incredible to watch." 

 [ "Mixed Martial Arts" ]

1: A sport where many ppl who study different types are martial arts come together to fight to see who's better. You have stand-up work, which is the martial arts like Tae Kwon Do and Muai Thai, then you have ground work like wrestling, grappling, and Jiu-Jitsu. It's a painful and dangerous sport, but anyone who tries will learn respect and strength. Plus you'll be one BAAAD mother fucker. XD

  * e.g.,  ... Mixed Martial Arts fights are UFC style fights and things like that. 

 [ "ERP Martial Arts Dojo" ]

1: The ERP Martial Arts Dojo teaches martial arts that has been passed down through generations The style is based on a philosophy and is a combination of traditional Chinese martial arts‚ modern military hand-to-hand combat skills‚ and Eastern mysticism ERP Martial Arts encourages a heightened sense of balance as well as flexibility and muscle development‚ which will help you develop into a ERPing machine ERP Emperor RottenPotatoMan will show you how to use your martial arts skills in combat situations such as Golden Dragon Style which was formed from the golden chains of the black hearted E-boy who was defeated by the great warrior You'll also be taught the Blue Phoenix style by ERP Grand Master Yuuzora‚ this is a very fast form of martial art that consists of lightning quick attacks It was formed by the blue tears of a heart broken pigeon‚ so there is no surprise that this style is not only fast but also deadly In fact‚ it's said that even a master of the style can kill a man with one swift blow

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Ey man, im gonna join the the ERP Martial Arts Dojo to train my ERP prowess and increase my skill in ERPing. 

 [ "<.7.9.7.6.>There Aresesisa No Orange Colors In The Martials Art System Outside Of Physiology<.7.9.7.6.>" ]

1: <.>There Aresesisa No Orange Colors In The Martials Art System Outside Of Physiology<.>

  * e.g.,  ... <.>There Aresesisa No Orange Colors In The Martials Art System Outside Of Physiology<.> 

 [ "Cthulhu Is Tae-Kwon-Do, Hellstrom Is Mixed Martial Arts <<<Kick`~`Boxing>>>, ANd Leviathan Is Karate" ]

1: Cthulhu Is Tae-Kwon-Do, Hellstrom Is Mixed Martial Arts <<<Kick`~`Boxing>>>, ANd Leviathan Is Karate

  * e.g.,  ... Cthulhu Is Tae-Kwon-Do, Hellstrom Is Mixed Martial Arts <<<Kick`~`Boxing>>>, ANd Leviathan Is Karate